What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce.

(Mr Music Rating for this joke: 9/10)

 

 

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear.

(Mr Music Rating for this joke: 9/10)

 

 

A guitarist told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

I replied, "Is that a fret?'

(Mr Music Rating for this joke: 8/10)

 

 

Why shouldn't you let kids watch Big Band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins

(Mr Music Rating for this joke: 8.7/10)

 

 

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with the band Linkin Park.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

(Mr Music Rating for this joke: 9/10)

 

 

***Christmas Bon Bon Joke Alert***

 

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop music

(Mr Music Rating for this joke: 2/10, but still enjoyable)

 

 

What do you get when you play New Age Music backwards?

New Age Music

(Mr Music Rating for this joke: 9.5/10)

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